Liberal
Nevada County in the Year 2008 Judging from the June election, the voters want new elected officials who confront and solve problems instead of posturing and whining about them. Good! The liberal perspective is that government is the best mechanism for solving problems private enterprise cant or wont handle. Conservatives want to reduce the size of government, but they are solving the wrong problem. Its not too much government its bad government. Last night I dreamed I saw a copy of The Union, dated 6/14/08, ten years in the future. I was amazed at the progress we had made by combining liberal thinking with government involvement. Here are a few of the items that appeared: Note: all of the newsmakers in my dream are imaginary. Any resemblance to anyone we currently know would be purely, absolutely, impossibly coincidental. General Plan. The new General Plan has met with widespread approval. It allows the creation of 20 "enclaves," Nevada City-sized towns, each with no more than 3000 people. These villages are a little like the gold mining camps of the 1800s. The plan calls for low traffic, many commercial services, no garish signs, and sheriffs mini-substations. "Were shaping how America will live in the 21st century," said Board of Supervisors Chairperson Rainy Greensfelder. Supervisor Fran Grattan agreed. Grattan said, "We used to talk only about preserving our quality of life. Now were actually magnifying it!" Automation. Every county department is now fully automated. Every public record is available on the internet, and most every business transaction can be handled electronically. FCAT broadcasts virtually every public meeting, and through internet conferencing, the public can participate without attending in person. Housing. Ex-president Jimmy Carter came to Nevada County yesterday to honor builder Todd Juvinall for his innovations in residential housing. Juvinalls latest development comprises two hundred 1000 square foot homes. Juvinalls highly-unconventional project is located in the forest and hides the houses from each other and the street. It includes paths and parks, and relegates parking and storage to common facilities. Juvinall said, "The size is right for new buyers. The homes are affordable, made of space-age materials, energy efficient, and completely wired for satellite and internet communications. Im grateful to the County for waiving all those unnecessary mitigation fees." Cottage industry. Supervisor Paul Matson stated today that Nevada County leads the nation in small, low-impact "cottage" businesses. He said, "Once county supervisors agreed to encourage, not regulate, cottage industry, a tremendous amount of existing infrastructure was available without new structures, waste treatment or road construction." New industry. When the county finally funded the Economic Resource Council at a realistic level, it was inevitable that it would attract six major corporations to the area. As a result, housing sales are up, and unemployment and welfare cases are at all-time lows. Tourism. Tourism is up dramatically because of increased county funding to the chambers of commerce for promotion. The beauty of the county, its convention center and its great recreational facilities are the draws. Environment. Congressional Representative Sam Dardick met with Assemblyman Peter Van Zant at the South Yuba Visitors Center to celebrate the Wild and Scenic designation they had worked so hard to achieve. Infrastructure. Construction begins tomorrow on the Gold Center Monorail, a federally-funded high-speed electric transport system, running from Washington to Lake of the Pines, with branches to Lake Wildwood and North San Juan. Crime. Grass Valley Police Chief Jerrod Johnson stated that crime was "virtually non-existent" in the city, citing as reasons the high level of prosperity, youth programs, senior patrol, and numerous beat officers. Media. Beginning July 1st, 2008, The Union will stop printing on paper, and will be delivered daily via the internet. Publisher John Walker said, "We use no paper or ink, can deliver more news and let people can react to the news instantly through discussion groups. Also, our advertisers like to use animation, music and film clips in their ads. Television cant match us, as we have a local perspective, depth in reporting, better ads and interactivity." Back to 1998: Todays
column starts our third year of providing insight, irritation and entertainment
to the community. Our thanks to all our readers (Hi, Mom!), publisher
John Walker and editor John Seelmeyer. Were here because we love
doing the column, and besides, no other newspaper would ever consider
asking us to write for it.
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